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Right after discovering Christmas toilet paper, I discovered car reindeer antlers. And I’m definitely going to have to buy a pair of these for my car. They’re too funny to pass up for less than 20 bucks.
As the photo shows, you can buy car reindeer antlers (they even jingle!) to stick on your car’s roof [...]

Sometimes people try to leave self-serving links in the comments section of a blog, and often they’re not related to the topic at all. But I have to thank Jeremy for leaving a comment with a link to his site offering – are you ready for this? – Christmas toilet paper!
I’ve seen Christmas hand towels, [...]

The Magical Growing Christmas Tree isn’t particularly funny, but the video advertising it is so ridiculous it is funny. Somehow I can’t really imagine Mr. Hates Christmas being transformed from his “Bah, humbug!” personality to a Christmas lover just by the sight of a 6-inch tall magic tree that “transforms itself from a piece of [...]

Santa Hates You by tuffkittydesignsBrowse Anti Mugs
I love this mug. I know a few people I’d love to give it to, as I’m sure they’re on Santa’s Naughty List, but they’re also the kind of people who probably wouldn’t have a sense of humor. They’re “bah humbug!” kind of people all year long. So [...]

Do you know someone who’s been naughty this year? Perhaps an annoying coworker (I’ve got one of those at my office!) or a family member who is always nagging? Give them the gift of coal!
Yes, Santa really does deliver coal if you’re naughty. Or, rather, he gets his assistant elves (that’s you!) to do it [...]

Snowman Poop Poem #1
This is the snowman poop poem that seems to be most common on the web. It’s short, funny, and lets the recipient know that this gift is because they’ve been naughty.
I hear that you’ve been naughty.
So listen, here’s the scoop.
Instead of getting coal this year,
You’re getting snowman poop!
Snowman Poop Poem [...]