Who delivers Christmas gifts to pets?
Santa Paws

What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning?
Crisp Kringle

Where does Santa Claus stay when he’s on vacation?
At a ho, ho, ho-tel

Why did Santa take his tree to the dentist?
To get a root canal

What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Santa Claus?
A rebel without a Claus

What do you call Santa’s helpers?
Subordinate Clauses

What goes oh, oh, oh?
Santa walking backwards

What does Santa like to have for breakfast?
Mistle-toast

How does Santa take photos?
With his North Pole-aroid camera

What kind of motorcycle would Santa Claus ride?
A “Holly” Davidson

What does Santa call Mrs. Claus at tax time?
A dependent Claus

What does Santa Claus do in his garden?
Hoe, hoe, hoe

What’s red and white and falls down the chimney?
Santa Klutz

What would you call Santa if he became a detective?
Santa Clues

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claus-trophobic

What did Santa Claus say to all the toys on Christmas Eve?
Ok, gang, time to hit the sack!

A little boy climbed into Santa’s lap and Santa asked, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child horrified for a minute, then gasped, “Didn’t you get my e-mail?”

How does Rudolph know when Christmas Eve is coming?
He looks at a calen-”deer”

Where do you find flying reindeer?
Wherever you left them

Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
“Rude-”olph

Why do reindeer fly over mountains?
Because they can’t fly under them

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
“Horn”-aments

Where do reindeer like to stop for ice cream?
“Deery” Queen

What’s the difference between a biscuit and a reindeer?
You can’t dunk a reindeer in your tea

Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet

What does a reindeer say before he tells you a joke?
“This one is going to sleigh you.”