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Most Christmas songs celebrate the joys of winter, snow, and cold weather that puts you in the mood to sit in front of the yule log and sing Christmas carols. So if you think Christmas is all about chilly weather, this is a funny song. (But I suspect a lot of people will relate to [...]

“Jingle Bombs” Lyrics
Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That’s when I got shot in the a** by the U.S. military
It’s not funny!
Ohh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins that [...]

“Osama Got Run Over By A Reindeer” is a parody of the enormously popular Elmo & Patsy song, “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer.” The song was included on the 2005 release, “White Trash Christmas” by Bob Rivers. Below are the lyrics and a link to a video featuring the song.
Osama Got Run Over [...]

By Troy Johns
Ho, ho, ho! It’s that time of year again folks, and as we count down the days to Christmas, now is a great time to learn some funny Christmas songs. After all, ’tis the season to be jolly! Stretch your vocal chords, or stretch your fingers on the piano, and have the whole [...]

Who needs a partridge in a pear tree or eight maids a milking anyway? These funny 12 Days of Christmas videos follow the familiar tune, but replace the classic lyrics with some new, funny verses. Lyrics are included for the “12 Pains of Christmas” and the “12 Days After Christmas.” Listen closely to the others!

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Elf Yourself, the wildly popular site that allows you to put your own head and those of your friends and family on dancing elves, is back. Sponsored by Office Max and powered by JibJab, Elf Yourself is only available during the holidays, so enjoy it now while you can. It’s a great way to waste [...]