I’ve seen Christmas hand towels, bath towels, soap dispensers and other bathroom decor, but I must have lived a sheltered life because I honestly don’t think I’ve ever seen Christmas toilet paper. Check out the photo at the right if you’re also unaccustomed to such festive bathroom tissue and are dying to know what it looks like.

(Btw, this image is from JeremyInc.com, so photo credit goes to the folks there. They also sell other funny toilet tissue. Want to wipe your rear end with Osama bin Laden? Hey, they can make it happen!)

Because I’d never heard of Christmas toiler paper, I had to go searching the web to see if anyone else is selling it and, sure enough, I did find more Christmas toilet paper. Who knew such a thing existed? How in the world have I lived this long without knowing about it?

But now I’m wondering exactly how you’d use decorative toilet paper. What would you do when guests came to the house? Would you let them visit the bathroom but instruct them not to use the “good” toilet paper? Would it be like bathrooms where people hang out the “good” towels that you’re not supposed to use to dry your hands?

Jeremy’s site suggests using it as a gag gift, and that seems to be a better idea. No need to tell your guest to use the “regular” toilet paper. Perhaps the decorative kind would be perfect for the people in your life who deserve coal. After all, coal’s kinda hard to come by, but if you want to tell someone they’ve been acting like a pile of dog doo and they need to clean up their act, well, this could be the answer.

Or, if you just want to make your bathroom a little more festive for the holidays, it might make a great complement to this Christmas reindeer bathroom toilet seat. Need we say more?