Here’s a funny Christmas project that kids will love.  With this reindeer poop poem and recipe, you can turn chocolate candy into a fun gag gift.  It’s quick, easy, inexpensive and fun!

Reindeer Poop Recipe
1 Package of malted milk balls, Milk Duds, or other chocolate candy
1 plastic bag
1 reindeer poop poem (below)

Directions
Take the package of candy and pour into the bag. Seal the bag. Print the poem and attach it to the bag. That’s it.

Reindeer Poop Poem
Without the poem, all you’ve got is a bag of chocolate candy. Add the poem and you’ve magically turned chocolate into reindeer poop! So here’s the magic poem you’ll need to complete the fun.

I woke with such a fright when I heard Santa call…
“Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!”

I ran to the lawn and in the snowy white drifts,
those nasty reindeer had left “little gifts.”

I got an old shovel and started to scoop
neat little piles of reindeer poop!
But to throw them away seemed such a waste,
so I saved them, thinking-you might like a taste!

As I finished my task, which took quite awhile,
Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled.
And I heard him exclaim as he sped off in the sky…
“Well they’re not potty trained, but at least they can fly!”

For a formatted copy of the reindeer poop poem in Microsoft Word that looks like the image above, visit How to Make Reindeer Poop on Squidoo.